Case No. 7365311 – March 7th, 12:14 PM Suspect is a thirty-year-old blonde woman. She goes by the name Kit Mercer and is classified as Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF. She is noticed acting suspiciously in the store's jewelry area, and the Officer takes swift action to apprehend her. He requests that she remove her sweater at the Loss Prevention office, where he discovers the stolen things in her underwear. The remainder of this case has been classified. On March 7, 2020, evidence was logged.